My Kinda Girl

seen Lindsay Lohan lately? i did..on Herbie; Fully Loaded...the first thing any guy notices bout dat gal is der size of her mamaries..beautiful...and all e women will start accusin mi of bein shallow here..but she does have a good set of...lungs

i for one went straight for her legs...now those are elegant i must say..if i had to gauge the beauty of a woman, i'd give high weightage to her legs..on a primodial level i guess it cos we see a woman's legs n hips as part of the fertility equation..on today's FHM Testosterone-charged level, i'd say the length of the gal's legs plus the more well sculpted they are squared by the ratio of her hips to waist indicates how much sexual pleasure the male ego fantasises in der said act of imaginary couplin...

wats my point? other than der fact that i like leggy babes ;-) n i am like any other guy in bein attracted to ...chest-level theatrics, i like gals who are themselves aroun guys n who do not put on airs or pick n choose who's worthy to be their frens (like some pple i noe; yes its u i diss n show e middle finger to) as would most real guys who work hard for an honest day's livin n hav some nasty b****s to contend with in their lives who are the most farcial people to walk this planet...

i'm sorry..got a bit carried away there...look, i speak out for the odinary guys out there...the women of this generation are economically n sexualli liberated...i dun begrudge this (i am a political liberal after all) but ladies, please do not become the same obnoxious creatures that the women's liberation sought to dethrone...regardless of sex, sincerity n humility are virtues esteemed by humanity and humanitarianism (of which feminism is a branch)...give the odinary guy a chance even if he's not very bright, rich or handsome...dats love

unless of course, feminism does not believe in love, the family, marriage or reproduction any more..just workplace equality, 'free' sex n abortion...whereby it ceases to be feminism but rather callous egocentricity that is not part of our Liberal Humanitarian ideals...in short, stop categorisin guys accordin to wat u think e guy is like man...try gettin to noe him as a fren before formin an opinion..n no, lindsay lohan is not my kinda gal...prefer older women act..