Clone Bores

life is like a box of chocolates..you never know wat u're gonna get..as Tom Hanks observed so famousli in dat classic movie, Forest Gump..sometimes, though, it seems dat all the chocolates in der box look alike n taste alike...same factory, same assembly line processes, same candy mix...identical n conformist..

today's topic is CLONES...esp certain ones popularly termed O.Ls (Office Ladies)..they're pretty, dress to kill (or rather burst e thermostat in any room) n they wear loads of MAC, Shiseido n Kanebo...or wateva else is popular in make-up...man, seein them on a sidewalk in the heart of the CBD is akin to spottin dozens of identical quintuplets in a birthin ward at Kendang Kerbau Maternity Hospital...

please can any1 tell mi why they're all dressed in black, smoke Marlborough Menthol Lights n carry Gucci/Prada (or imitation Gucci/Prada) handbags dat dun seem able to hold an IC...n why they're all in slinky heels (Michael Crichton calls 'em "come f**k mi shoes") or stilettos?

They're hot n realli get under a man's skin i admit...until they open their mouths dat is..but in a club, many-a-guy would be caught with his pants down, so to speak, tryin to get a dance with them..

i saw a few O.Ls today while i was at Maccafe in Lido havin my usual cuppa..n i realli could not see e difference between them...in black as usual n lookin liked they shared clothes from e same wardrobe..they looked same fit to mi at least..n why do they love each other's company so much? i wonder...is it a open-n-shut case of, breathe deeply..solamen miseris socios habuisse doloris..or misery loves company in Latin..or simply because they flock together for safety from dat chief predator, man?

well, wateva it is, they look so hostile, aloof, cold n stuck-up..but i'd still like to hav one wrapped round my arm or other orifices...but seriousli, clones dun look healthy in Singapore or for dat matter, any part of e world...originality n personal style is much more valuable n impressive..so OL wannabes,i hope u giv dat some tot before u put on ur LBT tomorrow...