Saturday, April 21, 2007

Warning: Dun try dis without proper Supervision..


Johnathan Choong...u've outdone urself again...dats e new International Newcastle Singaporeans committee for 2007...thanks to Johnnie's ridiculous photoshop skills...we're ready 2 direct n shoot George Lucas' newest epic..Star Wars VII: Got No Hope...where Aazac Skywalker n his beloved Paiid-leen, supported by stormtroopers sent by The Cat Designer n led by Captain Sozh-weii...try 2 take over Imperial City where evil Emperor Tee Kay the First is gougin himself silly wif crepes fed by e Imperial Guards Major Darrah Dun...but its not so easy coz Jibi Apprentice Bre N'da N & La Wren 'ce from the planet Engeenierz are there 2 ensure dat the manipulative John-Two-An Ch-zerozero-g, robot master controls e universe..

juz when u tot it could not b worse, Jibi exile Evelynn-wan-kenobi arrives 2 betray John-Two-An to Emperor Tee Kay the First...but she needs to get rid of Tee-rance Do Ta, The Designer's Spy sent to give false information 2 the Emperor..n den...suddenli...an alien fleet arrives to destroy the different factions n impose The Dark Creature's Order on e Universe... seen onli in Holographic Images....

Akan datang!! U think still got hope? Watch Star Wars VII: Got No Hope...out in cinemas soon

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