Quirks n Such

When i get a betta connection i'll probabli upload some photos of e stuff i'm gonna be postin bout..well now, the subject of today's post is strange quirks of Australia n Australians dat i've observed in my short time here..

u noe, over here they call pick-up trucks SUVs (wat de f*) n Burger King is NOT Hungry Jacks..they r 2 separate fast-food companies operatin in Australia..at least dats wat a sydney-side dweller told mi..they hav a socialist equality society on Campus with Che Guevara as role model (dis is a western democratic country?) n pple actualli join a society to dress up as ancient knights to fight imaginary battles with each othr (e ang moh version of anime cross-dress role-playin)...Australia..Truli Weirder...

oh n when u spot shoppin trolleys abandoned by e roadside..u can call in 2 e shoppin centre (to tell them where u saw these) n hav e chance to b chosen in a lucky draw 2 win $1000 in cash..wa..s'pore got like dat gd lor..by e way, my record is spottin 5 trolleys in the space of 4 hours by e roadside..dats 5 chances 2 win $1000 rite?

n wat bout academics? i found dat 1 of the similarities e uni administration shares (among others) with my 'favourite' organisation..e SAF is dat they love to take damn poor quality digital photos of students for our student id cards..i should just hav given them my passport photo to take a picture of..i would hav looked betta...now i'm lookin green(literalli) n my face is shifted left like somebody chopped my head off n sewed it back 3 cm to the left of my neck(ok i'm exaggeratin) but its damn pai kuah i tell u...

n one final thing bout Australians dat puzzles mi..why do they love to wear shorts, singlets, halter-neck tops, tube-tops n sandals when e uni is so infested with mosquitoes dat r suckin them dry? oh well..they're strange creatures la..still takin in n accomodatin their quirks even as i discover them daily..