Vote-Pulling?

While walkin past BreadTalk along e Orchard Underpass to Ngee Ann City, i was waylaid/ ambushed...

a salesgirl from BreadTalk asked for a moment of my time...n bein e hot-blooded gentleman who never turns down a young sweet thing with a simple request like, "excuse mi sir, do you like BreadTalk?" i let her ask mi a few questions..

oh please, its not something seedy like wat u're probabli thinkin now...just questions bout my gastronomic preferences regardin Bread...then it went to this S'pore Promisin Brands award BreadTalk's been nominated for..n i was asked if i would like to vote for BreadTalk via SMS...it would get mi a handphone keychain thingy...wat a way to get votes man! of all e coarse, obscene displays of a lack of finese that can be found...a mockery of fairplay it was..but then...i admit (rather sheepishly) dat i did vote...its dat Cute gal...all her fault...Eve gave mi the fruit of knowledge n i ate....

wats it with men and young, female sales promoters man? is it our tetesterone, our lust (yes, dat taboo word), or e male preference for attractive eye-candy dats perfectly symetrical n stirs e primordial desire for a large hip-waist ratio dats optimal for childbearin? wateva it is, i noe dat services n sales use sex (or at least sexual attraction) to sell products n services..n we men are suckers for e takin..

dats e edge women have over men...they are not as susceptible to eye-candy in sales as men are...yes...i noe the Calvin Klein ads are mighty popular with ladies...but its not such a 'sticking' factor like Guess models are to induce high sellin among men..so then, ladies have our weakness out in e open..can anyone please tell mi wat works to induce high sales volumes amongst women? i'd like to noe for interests' and compartisons' sake...

boy, do i hope parliamentary elections dun take a page from this n start fieldin Tiger Gals as candidates to garner votes in Potong Pasir...man..Chiam See Tong won't noe wat hit him...